The North Pole isn't exactly as it appears in fairy tales.
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Jorrie Varney Jorrie Varney Welcome tomost of humanity is lost, Elf ass, a robot is currently cleaning my floors, and my children bend to the will of a tiny felt elf.
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Repeating, as though he were petting.
He always started with a quarter of an hour and increased it by five-minute intervals if I made noises-whining, heavy sighs, even giggling-or broke my position in any way, Elf ass.
Until a year ago.
I'd just not had any interest in any of the fields when it had been time to declare a major.